Fit or thin? You can be either one of those without being the other.

They were worried about her being fit or thin? Because those two things aren’t the same.

Well, I’ve been vegetarian since high school (am now in my 30s) and protein has never been an issue. ONCE in college my iron was too low to donate blood but I’m also a lady and my body likes to make a monthly deposit that can lead to low iron.

Yes but why actually read when you can jump at the chance to shit on vegetarians.

My vagina just crawled farther up inside me

My feminism definitely includes more viewings of Hiddleston ass.

Catch 22: if you need to procreate to figure that out, you probably shouldn't be procreating to begin with.

His use of “beta” makes me think he spent too much time on Reddit MRA pages.

I can’t be the only one who was mentally making the jerk-off hand motion while reading their “apology.”

WTF. Like, I've got a passport, but I'd rather not have to bring it if I'm flying domestically. Fuck you, America.

*Her life

*She

*She

These fucking people.

Those fuckers don’t deserve to have a dog.

I would pay good money to watch the bible beaters lose their minds at the site of the strip club party.

I think coming back so soon is how they make sure your order didn’t get fucked up?

One of many reasons I stopped giving a fuck about football the second my senior year marching band season was over.

Yeah. I went to Georgia and it was pathetic.

I wonder how many people from Florida were excited it was someone else for a change.