Also, piling extra people into a room to save money. Nope, I’ll spend the extra few bucks and get my peace and quiet, you drunken fools.

I don’t understand why people get a bug up their asses about splitting a check. It takes like two extra seconds for people to determine what they owe, and then you don’t have the unfairness of non-drinkers paying extra for someone’s alcohol or vegetarians paying for someone’s steak.

Carrying heavy shit on the subway. Fuck it, I’m taking a cab.

It’s like trucknutz for your forehead.

I need a shower. What is the best product for one to scrub things out of their brain?

Why do you think anyone cares about your narrow-assed opinions

I care about my own comfort more than some hateful asshat’s so I will let my jiggle fly when it's hot. If someone doesn't like it they can look the fuck elsewhere.

As long as you don’t turn that into thinking others shouldn’t wear tank tops because they don't want to or can't change that they have flabby arms.

Let it flap in the breeze.

As someone who used to live in the state: this is the most Georgia thing to ever Georgia

My hair would not hold that look. It's too slippery.

I thought those freckles looked fake af. Is this how we’re darkening people without actually painting on blackface makeup now?

It's not.

That gif is me, after 5 minutes in the sun using anything less than spf 50.

That's what she said?

When I sat on a bench sobbing because I had just lost my job, multiple people stopped to ask if I was ok.

But I guess it's still ok to put her name on regular leather, because fuck those cows, amirite

Yup. And a (white? I assume?) man will always try to speak over people who are marginalized.