"a woman who boasts of being a feminist, who uses every four-letter word in the Marine Corps manual, who wants no children"

No, most of my middle school did. It made my Hanson-loving life difficult.

So Trent is hot in person, too.

Body shaming is body shaming; it's just focused on a different end of the spectrum. It's all still trying to sell women products by telling them they aren't good enough as is.

Next year send them this.

It's especially awesome since 90% of dieters gain the weight back, so then when they see the same people a few years later they get to wonder just how disgusting these people think they are now.

Vegetarian Thanksgiving is not that hard, luckily! Most of the side dishes are already meatless (though you have to ask if you care about not eating chicken broth or something) so you can leave full without needing much special treatment.

Anything to stop a PIE-mergency.

Your Golden Retriever is probably much cuter when he's doing it, too.

It's the official motto of the Douchebag Club, International Chapter.

Actually, as someone who WAS bullied because of size, it's very relevant.

"Think smaller, and more legs."

I have a half-assed Eleventh Doctor costume.

My dog is going to be a TARDIS. Fuck all y'all, I win.