This is exactly why my husband buys Halo Top — so he can down a pint of it when he gets stoned and wants to eat everything.

If I were separated from my kid sister for years and found out she’d become an assassin, I’d be disturbed too. Sansa has always had a motherly instinct. Last episode, she was all, “OK how are we going to feed everyone?” Now she’s realizing all Arya must have gone through to get to where she is. She also was probably…

Yes, I’ve never really understood the anti-Sansa contingent. She’s always been my favorite character.

Fame causes you to acquire a lot of “hangers-on.” In addition to the people you employ (whom you’d put out of work by retiring), you might end up with a lot of family members who become accustomed to being supported by you. Also, perhaps child support to pay.

Got it.

Yep. In Dallas? At LEAST $6k. My day-of photography in the po-dunk place I got married was about $4k.

Photographers make money on the prints they sell, even though they don’t produce them.

Some of it is word of mouth, but a lot of it is internet search results.

Lawsuits take into account the time required to rebuild to past earnings, money spent on rebuilding, and money spent on legal costs. It’s not just about recouping your yearly salary for X years.

I just planned our wedding and, my god, the fine print on various contracts. But guess what? I READ it all of it. I made spreadsheets that calculated out the final cost of various options, including all the little random fees. Was it fuN? No. But I am serious about my money and therefore take it VERY seriously when I…

Agreed.

Because I’m not my mom.

Yes. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who thinks about texts this way. I had a friend who always responded to my inconsequential texts (“Hey want to try the new seafood place by your house sometime?”) with, “Sorry, busy now will respond later.”

I concur. I’m friends with a lot of nurses and texting them in the middle of the afternoon is the equivalent of texting someone with a 9-5 job at 3 am (due to their work shifts). And yet the person with the 9-to-5 job will get all twisted when the nurse texts back after his/her workday (at, say, 11 pm).

Augh saaaaame. I have developed a repertoire of “special” high fives with the kids in my life (the “rocket,” the “squid,” etc.) And they love it. And yet some of their parents always try to make the kid kiss me.

Exactly. There’s a lot of confusion going on on my Facebook feed of, “Durrr... why would she slap a police car?”

I love Jon Snow, don’t get me wrong.

I hope you pruned them right off your social tree. Awful people like this will almost definitely come at you with some needs in the future. I hope you get some satisfaction out of ignoring them.

Exactly! It was so strange to me how my bachelorette party (like all things wedding) was supposed to be A Statement About Something Larger Than Myself. My sister planned a chill night with live music, and it was awesome. But the strong reactions I got almost ruined the whole thing:

He seemed like the kind of villain you’d encounter in that world much more often than the flamboyant monsters like Ramsay.