I've never been jealous of a goose before. 

I had a family bridal shower thrown for me by my MIL.

My sister’s very well off friend had a baby shower. For her SECOND baby. I think that’s tacky as fuck

Am I the only woman in the world that did not find this movie funny? I’ve tried a few times and I love all the actresses, but... like the heart cookie scene above. It’s shooting for way too many things at once? Two best friends that have drifted apart and are struggling, or at least Wigg’s character is. So it seems to…

There are a few things that are good about being an old. One is weddings and showers. I don’t go to them anymore, period. Okay I might attend a Vegas wedding on the fly, if I happened to be there already. And back in the old days, it was fine to give a toaster, or maybe one place setting for a close friend. When I got…

It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

There’s a book called “Our Boys” by Bernard Lefkowitz (high school boys sexually assualt a mentally handicapped girl in 1980s Jersey) that coined the term “little mothers”: women who become a part of the friend group of predatory young men. They laugh at the misogynistic jokes, giggle when their butts are smacked,…

He went to an all boys school which means the women who signed the letter wouldn’t have had close daily contact with him.

I’m so fucking sick of this “If he didn’t try to rape ALL women, he didn’t try to rape ANY women” argument. Or “If he didn’t try to rape ME he didn’t try to rape ANYONE.” Fuck this.

Another item for the “basic aspects of adulthood that somehow women are responsible for in their male partners’ life” pile. 

Everyone who gets famous and powerful enough to have a platform of power to abuse got there in some measure through luck. Usually, there was some talent there, too, but they got seen by the right person at the right time or they happened to take advantage of the right opportunity at the right time or they just…

If men don’t want to get fired for sexually harassing their workplace colleagues they should stop fucking sexually harassing their fucking workplace colleagues. That also goes for Hockenberry’s “awkward attempts at courtship” bullshit. GO ON FUCKING TINDER IF YOU WANT A DATE YOU PRICK. Leave your goddamn dick in your…

Beginning of time to 2016: Men speak

“One of my female friends quips that I should get some kind of public recognition as a #MeToo pioneer. There are lots of guys more hated than me now. But I was the guy everyone hated first.”

I thought I was on the fence but as my thirties progressed I realized that ultimately I had no interest in kids. The costs far outweigh the benefits to me and I’m a very pragmatic person. I have never regretted this realization and very much enjoy life sans children. List out the reasons why you want them vs. why you…

I think not having kids and then regretting that is better than having kids and then regretting having the kids.

I thought that I was on the fence until one day, during a discussion with my husband, I discovered that I was not. We aren’t having kids, and I love our freedom, our friends, and our hobbies. I have a fairly deep role in many young peoples lives through my job, and it is enough for me. I tend to think that it is a…

That is an awesome sweater!

My guess is that Melania doesn’t care about trolling anyone, she just doesn’t want to dress like a farmer. I can even picture some of the not entirely stupid people in the White House (I assume there’s one or two? Maybe??) begging her not to wear this insanely expensive shit and she’s just ignoring them because she…