We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.

People with weak chins and horse teeth should confront their mothers asap.

Maybe Ben is being treated for worms?

Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

When I was with my ex-girlfriend, I was always open and honest with her. After the first date, I let her know that I liked her so much that I wanted to be her boyfriend. And so we became a couple on the same day we had our first date. (we had also had sex after our first date. so date, then sex, then we were a couple.…

I’m so fucking tired of hearing about protecting Americans from MS-fucking-13 while shit like this is actually the result of these fucked up policies.

You forgot the Molester in Chief who intentionally walked in on Miss Teen USA pageant contestants’ changing rooms.

GOP: The Child Molester’s Party of Choice

He’s done it before, and they’re always my...don’t want to say “favorite,” more “least-hated” of his limited Twitter repertoire.

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Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…

Unsurprisingly, Trump has beady eyes like two piss holes in the snow

There are often social benefits that redound to women who prop up the patriarchy. Maybe she just wants the warm-fuzzies and heart-eyes from Cosby.

I think both are telling the truth. If I would room with someone, and I decide to tell her about a terrible secret, such as being raped by a famous person, and then I see how the other person reacts...maybe unfavorably, like focusing on a money aspect instead of believing, or behaving sympathetically and emphatically,…

Am I the only one doubtful that a fucking CRUISE SHIP COMEDIAN somehow has connections to the Cosby team and set this whole thing up?

Interesting Q&A with Jerry Brown where he is grilled on the immigration question over most anything else:

I live a few minutes from Muir Woods. Come visit!

“Later today, Haley told reporters that her relationship with Trump is “perfect.”

As a child, I was sexually assaulted at camp. I only realized this or rather recognized it, this year.