It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Fuck Chuck Todd, who just referred to Clinton as “over-prepared.” As if that has ever been a thing.

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

I love* how Hillary being cheated on is a mark against her.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

You’ll have to be much more specific.

Uffff. another friend of ours has a baby who learned to walk before crawling - which I will admit is kind of a big deal - but like, if the kid goes to crawling after that, have they already peaked? Can someone peak as a baby?

Man, I don’t know. I’m just glad I no longer have social media because I was so tired of seeing parents acting like their kids were the next coming of Einstein all because they were able to shit in a toilet.

This is much more accurate, since unlike refugees, skittles can be orange.

Seriously. Theirs was rhe most impressive statement of restraint and integrity I’ve seen come out of the political sphere in weeks. From fucking Skittles.

Tried to explain the utter stupidity of this analogy to area Deplorables on Facebook, got a death threat. That really says it all.

#notallunservicedelevators

Fucking Joe Walsh, who wants credit for this? Skittles look like a paragon of statesmanship relative to these buttholes, honestly.

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

WHYYYYYYY?!?

PP does the following health procedures and tests:

I guess it’s like everything else about women: It’s for someone else to decide.

Did you get hit with the Hein or something? Do you really not have google? His wife separated from him.

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