Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy!

Matt Lauer belongs in one place on TV- in between segments on the weather in your neighborhood and a live performance from Toby Keith. And he barely belongs there.

mmmm define ‘literary’

I believe she’s sincere, but her sincerity is still all about her.

But how can I make my friend’s cancer about ME?

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“It’s hard to explain why, despite their own calls for funding, Democrats would block plans to keep women and babies safe from Zika,”

Right? Sharks have no class. If you’re going to chomp me, at least have the good manners to savor the experience.

Sharks don’t really like the taste of people

Well, I can’t approve of this sort of thing.

Exercise. Gardening. Taking care of an aquarium. Polishing your antique widget collection.

I used to drive through a few places like that when I commuted a couple of days each week to teach on the res in Gallup.

Mandated reporter here...it never hurts to report if you have genuine concerns. Let the authorities sort it out. You never know if your report will be the 3rd, or the 4th, or whichever one will be the one that triggers action (sadly, sometimes it takes multiple reports, especially in 'mild' situations)!

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

There are handy online guides to enjoying marijuana around the world and while I have no issues with the stuff, if you feel the need to try and score weed in a place like Japan where they will give you five years hard labor for a joint, you either have an addiction to pot or a serious problem with authority. Or both.…

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

I cant figure out who is photobombing her photo. And now that I think of it, SHE is photobombing the breakdancer’s photo. Bitch.

That’s kind of how I feel, too. I’d rather spread the message that boobs aren’t sex organs. Not reinforce the idea that boobs = sex. I could maybe see myself taking advantage of the topless thing at the beach, if it were legal, but someone declaring it an act of sensuality would make me want to put my top back on.

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

the fuck sort of feminist has a ham sandwich with mayo instead of miracle whip?