One day they’ll price out the baristas and make them live so far away the nearby Starbucks will be unstaffed. Then they’ll realize the whirlwind they reaped....

He has the most feminism, the hugest, you’ve never seen such big feminism. Just look at Miss USA, he lets the pretty women talk, the best feminism you’ve ever seen! He’s got feminism coming out of his you know what.

Well like, not the tomatoes.

The nachos I ate for dinner were totally a feminist.

But then how do I show everyone?

Nope, only women and children died

Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

Can I murder if I don’t do the meth?

Okay, let’s go over this once more:

“Every baby is a blessing”

This exemplifies the spirit of nom nom nom. I have tears in my eyes.

“Law-abiding gun owners” is a dogwhistle for “white people”.

Well you know what they say: “Spare the Glock, spoil the child.”

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM.

exactly — and the point is, it doesn’t matter about ISIS or muslims or whatever the fuck else. the point is that guns are overly accessible to people who want to do harm, and the majority with the power to stop it do not want to stop it.

Please keep in mind that Omar Mateen has been on FBI radars since 2013 for possible connections to ISIS terrorist activity: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

What can’t great tits do, really?

If only more parents were having that conversation with their sons.