My daughter was in a wedding 2 years ago. She knew the bride from college. She really didn’t know the other girls. Maid of Honor wanted a Vegas bachelorette Party. The wedding is in NC where the bride lives and my daughter. They had email chains with all the bridemaids. My daughter was broke at the time and decided…
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$700 for a tux? You can get a generic one in a department store for like $150 including a cheap shirt/tie/cummerbund package.
Was I going to be 50 and doing the same things that I did when I was 30? That... seems kind of sad and unfulfilling.
Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…
There are no easy answers to your conundrum. But perhaps, as a forty-something, I can provide some insight. I lost a significant number of friends in my twenties because of exactly what you’re describing, people who were good friends, whom I’d known since kindergarten or junior high or who I was best friends with in…
Call me crazy, but if I’m going to commit 18 years and $100,000+ to something, I’m looking for better than “not that bad”.
Ps all these commenters going on about how fun kids are...where are you meeting these kids?? Cause majority of kids I’ve ever been around are screaming, bratty little terrors who have no problem calling people fat and ugly, destroying other people’s stuff and whose idea of a fun game is throw cars at the wall for 4…
But I don’t want to. I purposely chose not to have kids, and I have to share any “can interact with children and not scream curse words at them” energy for my nieces and nephews. My friends’ kids don’t make the cut, y’know?
A lot of your friends are being polite. I like kids. I don’t like all my friend’s kids. I also don’t volunteer to tell them “Hey, your kids a little shit”. I’m polite, and I lie and say he’s cute. Sometimes I like the kid just fine, but it’s been a while and I’d like to cuss or make a joke a little more adult than a…
Nope. I’m willing to be the friend who will be ready with cocktails when it’s Adults Only time, but kids annoy the everloving fuck out of me. Some of us are kid-free for a reason, and that reason is that we can’t stand kids.
My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.
She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…
You and me both, friend. My mom would’ve been over the moon.
I don't have work tomorrow and I'm a little drunk so I texted all my Bernie bro friends and broke the news and they are still trying to tell me he has a chance. It's cute.
I’ve never seen this one. The gentle stroking of the neck, the eyes gazing down...it’s the start of a smutty novel. Or fanfiction. Amazing.
Now this girl and I are on the same page.
She is a goddamn hero.
We went to a Japanese/Panamanian fusion restaurant this evening and this was the dessert I was given. It made me confused and angry.
It would seem the rapist-acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Whyfor you make me cry?