Reminder: when you say you are against feminism, then you are simply saying you do not believe women should be equal to men.

I'm 32, and having been part of 3 different weddings in the past few years I think I can say, confidently and definitively, that weddings are fucking stupid.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

I built a 12'x12' chicken coop that’s 8' tall at the peak for $500.

Stop. sleeping. with. your students. period. How is this hard????? You should not sleep with people you are teaching and/or have substantial power over. I get it your students are hot 0r whatever. You are a grown ass adult and know better. Stop sleeping with your damn students*

*note: this message is for all teachers,…

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

i was thinking this the other day, and also how so many of the commenters left behind don’t like get the ish of this website and every fucking article its like ‘i know this is an unpopular opinion around the circle jerk hive mind on this site butttt..... [insert missing the point of the whole article]’ or ‘oh well are…

pls bring to my mouth, thx

Hello Jezzies! I’m baking for tomorrow’s Easter festivities. I’m making a vanilla cake with vanilla frosting and strawberry filling. I’m also going to try and make chocolate covered strawberries that look like carrots to decorate it. Hopefully it will work. I also bought a fancy tip for piping grass.

“...descend into autism...”

Coincidentally, coat hangers at all Indiana Wal-Mart’s are on sale this weekend.

Honey, come watch my episode of Say Yes to the Dress with me. I’ve got a seat all set up for you....

She was probably too busy scheduling the fourth rehearsal of the wedding party’s totally spontaneous down-the-aisle dance.

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

Dear Bride,

I have no plans of ever changing my last name (why would I? the whole concept is so weird to me) and people love to bring up the “well you wouldn’t have the same last name as your kids” thing. 1. I don’t want kids, but thanks for the assumption, 2. who the fuck cares? and 3. why the hell wouldn’t they? I would be the…