Everything about him makes me frown.

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

And for the cake, something tasteful and sophisticated, like a life-sized sculpture of herself dressed as a princess.

Someone’s getting suffocated by a ballsack.

Not everyone cleans things out all the time. Especially when these things happen spontaneously (like when the dishwasher repairman shows up half naked and randy.) Also, things are constantly moving around in your gut, as soon as you clean the last bit out of the chute- more stuff can and will shuffle down to take its…

The recruiting and scheduling aspects of this are insurmountable.

I’m 31 and still feel like I need my parent’s permission to make large purchases.

i feel like i’d get stressed — one time i was high at a giant crawfish boil in new orleans and i got so scared of all the eating work that i just ate ears of corn

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.

Except semantics and insinuation often say so much more about the motivation and intent of the speaker/writer. It's the beauty of language.

The notion that people “settle” is so offensive on so many levels.

As one of those age-appropriate women I’ve got to say I don’t want them anymore than the fresh ‘n fertile 20 year olds do. I really don’t want them.

Or they could adopt a child now before finding a partner. But of course I’m sure they’re expecting that raising the child to be the womans’ job!

Here’s a glaring omission that many people seem to forget: you don’t need a woman to have a child and start a family! You can adopt as a single parent!

why does “settling down” always have to be the end game? I’m a women in my 40's and i could care less. Happiness to me is not being miserable for the rest of my life just to make everyone else around me feel better.

Well, in society’s eyes they have done something horrible: being really good at what they do and being proud of it. Or in Anne’s case, working her ass off to make sure she gets recognition for it. People can’t stand a woman who knows she’s a boss and owns it. See Shonda Rhimes, Nicki Minaj, Hilary Clinton, etc.

You don’t even have to be famous to experience it! That’s the great part! All the women in your office may just decide to hate you for no reason, or because you “think you’re so great.”

I remember when Robert Palmer did this same thing to promote diversity in his band.

ur just mad becuz ur single and ur single becuz ur a feminist and ur a feminist becuz ur ugly