It is hard to say who is worse: barren women or fertile women who choose not to breed. But both can’t be trusted.

Those barren women, we know they can’t be trusted!

Everything is tested on unfashionable animals to be sure that it is safe enough for you.

I heard they’re testing it on pheasants. I mean peasants.

Well, my team in the lab says it’s pretty good but their analysis should be taken with a grain of salt as they’ve been known to falsify some data. Also, they’re imaginary.

Alternatively, they’ll keep the seal but change the village’s name to GayChokeySexVille. They get to keep their not-really-historical seal doodle, and nobody gets confused anymore about what it means. It’s a win-win, even if it remains mildly irresponsible to advocate continuing your erotic asphyxiation sessions when…

Maybe they’re into erotic asphyxiation. Don’t judge.

theaTURRRR

HULK FEEL CONFIDENT AND SECURE IN HIS CLEAR AND ACME FREE SKIN THANKS TO CLEARASIL! HULK WILL SURELY GET GIRLFRIEND NOW!

Rob Kardashian Sr’s hair was so weird how do you have one stripe of grey hair are you part skunk

This person is confusing her giant ego for heart.

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

Yo, I wasn’t even poor when I hit up PP for my IUD, just medically disenfranchised by my shithead OB/GYN who first counselled me against the IUD because I was a newlywed and it would “annoy” her when I “inevitably came back a year later to have it removed,” then, when I insisted on having it, tried to get me to pony…

But, seriously, that’s the only harm done: an imaginary concern troll in the sky gets upset.

SLUTZ MAKE JESUS SAD!

Yes, how dare she, as a woman, be multi-dimensional and have multiple thoughts at once. shame.

What harm comes from supplying people with birth control, condoms, Pap smears, and cancer screenings?

It’s no surprise really since most are married to republican men. It perfectly explains their anger.

Considering the vast amount of self-hatred it takes to be a *female* Republican?

Not surprising.

Well the first step is to support more diversity for writers who aren’t white to right about characters who aren’t white.