Agreed. Given the number of white people in general dating sites, it just seems stupid to join a whites only dating service. You’re purposefully joining a much smaller dating pool as it excludes not only people of color, but also all the white people who know better than to join white-only groups. Though maybe that’s…

I was wondering where all the white people were hiding

"Don’t worry Rocco, as long as Daddy gives you everything you want every second you will be able to blame everything that’s wrong with you later in life on your mom"

Yep.

One of my friends has pretty much met all his very interesting girlfriends via OKC. He’s been with the latest for over five years.

Same here. OKC was the best experience for me. It’s still a lot of fucking work, weeding through the tall grass of dicks. That’s where I met my current long term boyfriend.

The one good thing about all those awful messages is that it helps you realize almost immediately who isn’t worth your time. If someone writes “how r u baby girl,” I don’t even need to look at the profile. If they jump right into “I want to pound your pussy” (real message I just got, ew) then it’s immediate deletion.

O…

If it’s any help, all my friends who’ve done online dating like OKC the best. Surprised the hell out of me, but they say it’s been the best for them, and they had tried the paid services as well.

Absolutely adore her.

Best part of my day was when I happened to walk down the frozen food aisle to the English muffins and all the lights turned on for me one by one as I passed. Me? Wow, you really know how to flatter a girl, frozen foods. I like this new feature. Then I found a fantastically glaring error on a book description on…

My resolution is to do something that will make for a good story when I’m an old lady. That’s all I got.

TOTALLY GONNA OWN THIS NEW YEA-

Definitely add Jillian Michaels to your rotation. When I moved back in with my rents after college, I used her 30 Day Shred (through Comcast’s OnDemand feature) and it really helped get me in shape. I have an odd love for her for some strange reason.

I have a second-round job interview (campus visit) a week from today, complete with giving a presentation! I’ve never had a job interview this serious before! I’m working on the presentation now while watching LOTR and eating discounted Christmas candy (Reese’s Trees, nom). Happy New Year, all!!

I got a very nice Christmas present in the form of a promotion away from a seriously toxic boss. My resolution is to not permit myself to be mistreated in the new office.

resolution: to spend less time online.

The older I get, the more I appreciate these opportunities for either disaster or adventure to enter my life. They are less frequent than they used to be, but more cherished.

I’m going out tonight with nothing but a flask of vodka flavored with peppermint extract that I found in my cuppard today that expired a month ago, and a block of cheese for the walk home. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

Man does this stuff get old. The fact that one of the most powerful women in the world focuses so much mental energy on her weight- well, words fail me. I guess I just wish it wasn’t the case.

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