Which one is Don Lemon? I'm really hoping it's the guy on the right.

We should be so lucky to live in a world where Chip Kelly's personnel moves accidentally kills all the Philly fans.

You may see at it as signing two halfbacks, but Chip Kelly sees at it as signing one fullback.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

One rock, about 8-inches in diameter...

A month-long non-sexual relationship?

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

All in all, the birds did the fans a favor.

I recall thinking at the time how it was funny because usually the shit was coming OUT of their mouths.

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

I for one can't see anything bad happening after he just signed a $325 million contract.

Alright! Alright, big man? You wanna make some big bucks? Lets see how tough you are. Do you know something 'bout cocaine?

I will say that the Heineken there seemed to taste better than here — more smooth and less skunky. I think you've mentioned the shelf life in a past review detailing its awfulness.

$100 says they'll both test positive for pottery.

"Mind your own business."

To be fair, that surfer will try and ride anything that waves at him.

#bucklivesmatter

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Wow. He really did know that throw was coming from a mile away. He runs straight to the ball after the snap. No hesitation.