Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

The UC gives the prearranged signal for the arrest team to move in.

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

Best part of this article?

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

Mike Yeo has been your head coach for four years now. Joke's on you!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Really, Hawaiians? You couldn't like Utahan food to return the favor?

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

Jim Tomsula refers to tomato sauce as "gravy."

Sorry, what's the problem there?

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

You seem fun.

Reading about this guy's behavior always makes me Grimace.