This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

I don’t really disagree with this, but I also can’t fault “how” the fans chose to express their disdain of someone who thinks gay people deserve fewer right than she does.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

“Just chillin’, having a grand old time out here on the water, not at all miserable because my aging-hipster owner traps me on this board for hours at a time for the benefit of his Instagram-ready lifestyle brand.”

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

Should Laura expect to answer for any nefarious behavior by the executives of Univision?

So you’re that guy! “I’m that one white dude who is not like all the other ‘white males’, hence my woke comment. Can I get my star now, please?”

Haters gonna hate.

Also write this article about Deadspin’s employ of Clay Travis.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.

Trump only hires the best people, though, don’t you know.

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

What was Drake’s endgame here? Perkins is probably one of the last guys on the court I would want to piss off. I would pay...seven dollars to see Kendrick Perkins beat the shit out of Drake.

I don’t think anybody but the hardest core of insane ridiculous Kobe maniacs is even pretending to think he belongs anywhere close to a discussion about LeBron and Michael and history, and that’s good.

Yeah but the Browns are like, double that. They took Manziel in the first round!

Maybe she was ugly or a minority or something else that an NFL exec wouldn’t like, like maybe she was really tall but not super skinny. GROSS!

“I’m not sure...whether that allegation against the president was true or not,”

“so do our sensibilities and our awareness of the ways in which injustice operates systematically.”