Maybe it’s just because this has been such an absolute shitshow of a year, but something tells me that there’s a bigger reason behind his leaving and that coming out first with admission of substance addiction will lay the groundwork for a future excuse when past behavior gets brought up.

Do NOT put your prized 7 footer back in after tweaking a knee. Even if the injury is not serious, those tweaks destabilize the knee and the next one will be more serious.
-Sixers fan who watched that fateful Rockets game

If you switch him out for Melo at that post-game presser you’d get about two minutes of eye rolls, head shakes, and bland generalities about the game of basketball. If I got interviewed at my cubicle every day after work I’d be doing the same thing, only it would be far more depressing. At least KP knows people are…

I’ve pooped in some mildly skeezy places in my day, and I can tell you one thing, you’re never served by trying to wait that poop out. The longer you wait means the longer amount of time other filthy cretins have to make an already unpleasant facility worse. Dude should’ve just bit the bullet and pooped during the…

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

It is also likely that Seagal will continue to be someone that 99.9 per cent of rational people never think of.

I’d disagree, although not strongly, just because the UK seems to be more like the US in keeping their Americans on the bench, with a few exceptions.

Absolutely not sold on the US to Bundesliga pipeline

Not sure what’s “inadvertent” about his remarks. He’s choosing to go play in a better league instead of riding the pine in a lesser league. Pretty straightforward.

Considering what went on at NFL Network, his interaction with these women seems quaint and old fashioned.

I think he should be lauded. Instead of talking sex to people on his payroll for their work, he’s discussing their work to people who get paid for sex.

Let’s not forget he was once a judge.

He’s an American treasure.

PFTCommentor is the voice of reason...while still entirely being in character. 2017 is so fucking weird

A signed Warren Sapp bobble head?

Can’t make this stuff up.

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.

Other coaches who would win all their games with a starting five of late-prime KGs:

This topic was debated ad nauseam in Chicago during his tenure, and the consensus was that Thibs expects everyone to be as insanely competitive as Kevin Garnett. If he could just assemble a starting five of late-prime KG’s, he’d never lose another game.