I think the point is that Spotify premium costs $10/month, while our massive mp3 libraries with the playlists we’ve been curating for 10 years-plus are free

Dentists and car mechanics... very similar in trade. Always be suspicious of what they’re trying to sell you. Sealants, night guards, too many unnecessary x-rays, root canals, fillings. If your dental hygiene is good, you shouldn’t ever need most of these. Always tell him/her that you’re going to think about it,…

Possible evolutionary reason teeth have nerves and are not made out of “dead shit”: the mouth is a very important gatekeeper and needs to alert the body that bad bacterial, infected happenings are happening.

...Which is why they also have an Character HD mod as well. That video doesn’t put it on display, but look up 7th Heaven on QHIMM.

Best way to experience FF7 (and FF8) is on PC with HD mods. Gives the games new life. Do yourself a favor.

Making a pan of brownies in Pyrex glass baking pan.... Heard a terrifying sound from the oven. Glass everywhere. Never buying that shit ever again.

I’m not proud of buying a $15 salad, but Sweetgreen tastes way better than every salad I’ve ever eaten elsewhere combined. You can’t compare an iceberg salad from McDonalds. Different leagues.

Scott Dourque = Scott Dork, not Scott Door-Q

Everytime I see a shopping center with a Ross, TJMaxx, Marshalls, Nordstrom Rack, Stein Mart all in the same complex my mind is blown. Why don’t they all just merge, open one big warehouse, and throw this shit all in a pile for these idiots to sort through? One-stop shop garbage pile.

Shitheads will be shitheads.

Trying to find a way for this clip to be my official last will and testament:

Damned if you weren’t right. Stuck a paperclip into the back of my iPhone 6s lightning port and a big wad of dust fell out. It’s like a damn belly button.

Also hired were new VPs Steve Ganon, Bob Andross and Todd Giygas.

Agreed. I hope this is a trend that continues... Next, give the remake treatment to EarthBound, please.

I’d love to do this with video games. Clyde Mandelin (aka Tomato) of Mother 3 translation fame, is developing a tool for this and he’s put it on display in his videos:

So Chicago will have Texas’ climate in 100 years... Sweet.

Pretty sure Sony Pictures Television will be sending a Cease and Desist letter along shortly to this bar. 

“They’re fucking broke!” -George Carlin

And what’s more unclear, the woman said, is why onlookers were laughing and cheering during the attack instead of stepping in to stop it.

Nobody did anything?... These women seem to be squaring off against a 300lb man. This man is a weapon. And they can probably help themselves first and foremost by not trying to fight him.