The amazing thing about the jokes you printed is that usually jokes in print are not funny, but I laughed my ass off. People standing on the side of moral outrage at what stand-up comics can and cannot say are usually not on the right side of history (Carlin, Pryor, Lenny Bruce, all the subject of these articles at…

I’m perfectly fine with my $90 32" 720p TV from Walmart. Am I bad for the economy?

“The umpire would be a robot so the people could not argue with the ump.”

I never found any PS1 game outside of Square Enix titles playable.

I’d venture to say Genesis Classics on Steam is the perfect way to play old games. It’s $300 cheaper.

No YTMND?

I’m 31, and people regularly think I’m in my late teens. It’s a curse.

“Don’t work overtime unless you’re paid for it, y’all. Protect your health. Companies don’t care about you.”

Second, let’s discuss the beard/gingham shirt look.

FF8 REMAKE.

“Musical legend”

Leave animals alone. Also, close all zoos and aquariums.

Almost every building you walk into in California has a Prop 65 warning on the outside. The only way to save yourself is to live in a bubble and never leave your home.

Could it be hmmmmmmmmmm.... METH?

Chrono sequel, Mother 4, PS1-era FF remakes. Literally nothing else matters to me.

Before anyone gnashes their teeth about the number or real dogs waiting in shelters for adoption, consider there are people like me who are deathly allergic to dog dander and can’t get one (and want one). But will I be getting a $2,900 robot dog that offers not much more than cheap robot dogs at KB Toys that do flips?…

First Theranos, now MoviePass... Which dumbass, overhyped tech startup founded on complete fraud is next?

I had a holo Charizard card. Are you seriously telling me that I could have got up to $20k for that? Please don’t tell me that.

Best of the Worst

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel (NPI) here...