My aunt who had Covid (I talked about her last week) is doing really well now. She’s had her customary negative tests and is slowly (slowly!) returning to work. She was so bored last week she said she would never retire.

When I first moved out, my girlfriend and me moved into a 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment that was on the second floor. So one day, I got hit by one of those “oh christ I need to take a dump” moments. One of those eye-widening, pants coming off as you rush to the toilet moments. Except my girlfriend was in the…

Go ahead on share it. 

Oh sure, its why I get sauced in my La Z Boy and limit myself to any ambulation to drain the lizard only.

Funny how it’s people getting called out for being racist who “hope to lower the temperature on racial rhetoric”. He seems to think that the real racism is people talking about racism.

Speaking of William Holden and drinking, you do know how he died, don’t you? Maybe that’s what made you think of him. (He was very drunk, tripped on a rug, banged his head on a table, and bled to death. Very sad. He was only 63.)

OMG...thank you! I’m up on the topic but I would’ve NEVER put that together. Good.Lord.

Trump didn’t do a very good job of articulating what he was talking about to people who haven’t been following foreign policy and foreign affairs since the second Obama administration.

Welker didn’t have access to a mute button.

Did anyone else catch the lie that the $750.00 is an IRS filing fee?!?!?* Wuuuuuut?????

Looking forward to seeing answers to this. Fuck Up’s answer gave great insight into how hard the pandemic has been on people’s emotional and mental health.

I work in public health. I have offspring and a husband.

Too many things are happening but also nothing much is happening at all, and I find I have nothing particularly interesting to say about it.

Apologies for the plagarism but I’m going to start sending that fourth paragraph to everyone who texts me to catch up

Oh gosh, feel better!

Get well soon, darling! And tell your husband to take care as well.

Some people at our hospital have said popsicles are helpful, they can numb your throat, and stay hydrated!

Best wishes for a swift recovery!

Get better soon Weezer! We definitely all need reminders that this shit hasn’t gone away... thank you for posting and I hope you have a speedy recovery. 

Adam Carolla is the feint action that distracts from the fact that Drew Pinsky is an exploitive proto-Doctor Phil.