For me it was “Madison Cawthorn”.

PHIL AND I ARE COMING FOR YOUR SOUL

He was just saaaaadddd, he didn't MEAN it!

I’ve been watching this guy’s insane campaign for a while and it’s crazy to me that he’s 1) associated himself with the military because he’d applied for the US Naval academy (but was not accepted), 2) called himself a businessman/CEO (because he bought, like, one forclosed piece of property with the money he received…

This looks like a good place to plug his opponent, Moe Davis, who not only graduated from college but also served his country in the Air Force. The gap between these two men when it comes to accomplishments and qualifications is incredible, as is the fact that Cawthorne is still ahead in the polls (albeit, barely).

From what I understand she was handpicked by those almost cartoonish zealots on the Federalist Society. The point of her entire existence on the court and off is to Shafly her way into destroy the rights of anyone not cis-male, white, straight and rich.

So, this man neither graduated from college nor served his country? Is that accurate? He’s not a community activist, either. So, what makes him the best possible candidate for a senate seat in NC? Beyond his disgusting behavior, his candidacy was already ill-advised and half-baked.

When you’re a man, “sleeping your way to the top” means Barbra Streisand. And Cher.

My only beef with the movie is that I find Jack Nicholson absolutely repellent and creepy in a bad way, not a sexy devil way.

I hate her. First acting like HRC was worse than Trump and now passive aggressively dissing national treasure Cher? FUCK YOU, SUSAN. 

Right? Like, does this mean she’s leaving the Republican party, because nothing says “women tearing down other women” like a group dedicated to re-electing a rapist and his goon squad of women-haters.

Yours was the better remark. The gossip above was reaching.

You beat me to it. If trashing Hillary Clinton as being equivalent to or even worse than Donald Trump doesn’t count as “tearing down other women,” what does?

“I don’t want to be in something where women are tearing down other women”

Not saying you’re wrong, but it’s worth noting that Patrick Bateman was also Team Phil.

As well you should.  Phil don’t play.

Uhhh you mean outside of the Tarzan soundtrack, right? Because you’d BETTER NOT besmirch the Tarzan soundtrack.

The truest thing I’ve ever heard said about Phil Collins is he always looks like someone just handed him a microphone and shot him in the ass.

Your name is awesome.