It’s Republican slang for “hit on.” She was trying to be “cool” so the young kids will read her book.

I was once exposed to D’Elia’s work product. I was neither shocked nor offended, but I WAS confused. I was billed as a comedy performance, but there was no perceivable comedy contained therein.

Ooof. I was reading through that like “yeah, that sounds good” until you get to the end. lol

To be fair, if Ghost Joe K could do that, he would. He was a horrible man.

I agree. Very good comment. 

Lauren, please tell me your Jolie mention was /s, because if not I hate to tell ya, but she already responded by parading the children she is holding from him to Nobu wearing a People’s Choice Awards dress.  She ain’t that wise. 

Well, to the untrained eye, the man did campaign like he was trying to throw the race. But that’s just because he’s so hilariously out of touch.

Right? There were hundreds of comments on her post - everyone was like ‘go momma bear’ etc, etc. I had to hold back and avoid comment b/c I didn’t want to get involved. I think like one person said - well, the Dr was just giving you the stats or something but everyone else was like - you go! I thought it was crazy.…

I have really fine hair. As in, I can take my large, round brush and wrap my entire ponytail around that. A small butterfly clip can hold all of my shoulder length hair.

My parents are not super-rich, but we grew up poor, and my Mom knows how to squeeze a penny like nobody else.

She is now quite wealthy, and still won’t buy a soda out of a vending machine because it’s a rip-off.

“I blame the TGI Friday’s test kitchen executive chef (a prepaid cellphone that Guy Fieri texts recipes to while high on whippets)“

The OP broke the groups down perfectly. I’ve lived in both San Francisco and Seattle. These are indeed the three groups. Some of the break down is geographic: San Francisco seemed to have more of the first, and Seattle had more of the second group. (And, omg, please understand how important that “perfectly fitted”…

I hate these two.

Yes, it’s kind of like a live-action Glamour Shots portrait, where they’d do up the front and leave a bird’s nest in the back where no one sees it. I’m guessing the RNC isn’t staffing Tim Gunn recommendations backstage. I’m picturing a few shake-n-gos and a shoebox full of combs.

Performance of extreme femininity.  

God, nouveau riche white trash is the worst. All the tackiest taste multiplied by newfound “wealth.”

That basically sums it up.

You assumed she actually did it? I assumed it was a work of fiction. Realistic fiction of what would probably have happened, but I didn’t for one minute believe she actually made those phone calls. Huh.

A less icky version of this would be the feeling that us plus size folks have “lost” someone. Representation means a lot and to have someone so talented and glamorous who also happens to be plus size, suddenly* lose a ton of weight is a bummer.