"Introducing the new Dongle Condom; a USB Dongle that serves as a barrier for malicious Serial Bus Transmitted Diseases(or STDs, for short). You simply insert your USB stick into the dongle, and then plug the dongle into the slot on your computer, and the Dongle Condom detects any possible malicious software before…

And, of course, that was meant to be "imagine". Forgive me, I've got dicks disks on my brain.

Oh wow I just went to the link who knew that you could make so much money as a used spork salesmen on ebay and craigslist. Also the lucrative market of sporks used by celebrities could let me retire in a few years. All because I learned internets and computers and found this amazing opportunity.

Ha. Exactly. That's what I said after seeing this on Twitter. I know I'm behind the times on some things, but yipes. *chuckle*

It's interesting to me to consider that this game has been "solved". That is, all the possible solutions have been figured out. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised though since it only takes three things to solve any sort of game: the right algorithm, enough computational power, and enough time.

Wouldn't it be better to have a cup holder that screwed into the ground?

she looks like a woman who would appreciate an extra inch. amirite?!?!? heyoooo

Imagine how much he could of saved by switching his car insurance to Geico.

Wether in person or on the phone, its rude to not give the cashier your undivided attention for 60 seconds.

It's possible that I'm a cranky old man, but I see cell phone use the same as I see smoking. If I smoked, I'd go outside to do it, I wouldn't do it around other people. I have the same philosophy about cell phone use. No one wants to hear how HAMMEREDYOUWEREONSATURDAYOMGLOLSYESHETOUCHEDMYPEEPEE.

my fonts selection is failing me, but it's just merely an infinite series where x=-1. it's divergent. his grouping to produce the 1/2 is pretty much the divergence test. I guess my grade 12 math teacher was right that I was use this in real life. just 20 years too late... so since it's divergent there is no…

Dude, the "biggest issue" is obviously the gross British misuse of the word biscuit.

OMG this is the 20th explanation of quantum computers that I have read and I still don't get it. And I studied quantum mechanics in college. As usual I keep waiting for the punchline - a description of an actual problem and the q-m solution, and then the video ends. I give the guy credit for explaining what a…

they should show that etching footage in their commercials and really show off the quality materials that went into the phone. i think that's a solid selling point for people who are on the fence or are generally becoming numb to so many phones that are all basically the same on the outside.

Please stop with this pseudo-moralistic liberal bullshit. Cherry is absolutely correct here and labeling this as sexist is completely missing the point. At no point does he ever say that men are better than women, or that women can't be reporters. Trying to disseminate that message out of it is absurd.

It's only creepy until it's your own child. Just like with regular ultrasound.

Because Iran, perhaps surprisingly, has strong chances of succeeding in a post-theocratic government. They have a strong system of higher education (as a legacy from the Shah) and the Iranian public generally has very pro-Western views.