This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I guess in some instances, but it’s not the normal in middle class society norm. Let’s not forget the racial dimension too. WHITE people have cottages. My husband and I make over 120,000 a year together and can’t afford to even buy one house in Toronto. Middle class here is very different than elsewhere in Canada…

A Hamptons frozen yogurt spot refused to open their doors for Rihanna. OK, fine, they were technically closed at the time (it was 11:00PM and “staffers were packing up”)

Never would have pegged Bey as a Game of Thrones type.

and while large pouty lips are rarely appreciated on women like me (read: not white), i have to say i am glad i don’t have to do any of this sh*t to get mine to look like that. i just need a little gloss over a matte, and i’m good to go. i’m sure all the black people who were harassed for their natural features in the…

oh my god, that sounds horrible. two Four Lokos? i’m throwing up just thinking about it.

a) That was 100% fucked and he is definitely in the wrong. He heard your hesitance and denied you the opportunity to expressly withdraw consent for penetration by using you as a masturbation sleeve and finishing as quickly as possible. Please take cocopop's advice and do not sleep with this guy again. If he can't even…

Thank you, Bertrice Small. Were it not for your presence in my Aunt Earline's bookshelves in the mid 1980s, it would've been years before I learned about dildos and lesbians and bestiality and anal, much less had such an early formative experience that instructed me that a heroine could totally just bang one dude…

Combine this advice with Kim K's for the ultimate #wifelife

The next time your husband goes to the bathroom to poop, throw on a low cut sequined gown and some body shimmer and sit on a chair outside the bathroom waiting for him. When he comes out, don't say anything. Just pose.

You know what? All of a sudden I don't care if Kyle MacLachlan does end up solving her murder.

Right. Poor cops. They're treated so horribly in this country compared to all the people they kill.

Excuse me, but 100% of Jezebel commenters got married at the court house in a sensible, hand-me-down pantsuit that they purchased at Goodwill for 50 cents. There were no flowers, no photographs, and nothing but the utmost seriousness. After, the entire wedding party dined via Groupon at the local gyro stand and everyon…

Unsolicited opinion time. HADA LABO! It's a huge Japanese skin care brand and has lots of hyuralonic acid, which is one of those ingredients that really does make skin look and feel better. Of course the effect wears off if you stop using it, but so does everything. It's gentle, reasonably priced and available at…

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

I've seen plenty of A-hole racists on video, but this is the first time I found it so disturbing and discussing, I had to turn it off .

That is not why people hate Iggy Azalea.

Antebellum is a pretty sounding word. But then, so is malaria...

That makes perfect sense. I use Pinterest to catalog recipes and interior design concepts that catch my eye, but the rest of it is terrible. Everyone is white and blonde and obsessed with weddings, babies, losing weight, 30-day squat challenges, outfits that always manage to combine chevron print/riding boots/mint and…

He looks like the offspring of Furio & Carmella Soprano