1. This doesn't happen in all European countries.

Although, it should be said, it's pretty verifiable that Santa is white. No minority would be allowed to skate on that many B & E's.

Yea, I have a sad sack friend who most everyone thinks is the hottest woman they've ever seen and always gets asked if she's a runner by personal trainers / other runners when the truth is she is a raging alcoholic (black out drunk every single night for the past 3.5 years and counting), abuses laxatives, and is in an…

You'd be amazed at how many times I got complimented for "getting healthy" and "taking better care of myself" when I was in the midst of a flaming eating disorder.

I don't know about Gwen's appropriation being "admiration". She used Asian women as accessories. Those Harajuku girls never uttered a single word and were simply toted around by Gwen as little accessories to increase her cool factor; this felt just as demeaning and fetishizing as what Katy did (Dita Von Teese is…

Does anyone have experience with taking Vitamin D for seasonal depression? I am really tired of transforming from a fun, energetic person into a mindless zombie who can barely get out of bed. I know the cold and dark can create a bit of a hibernation effect in a lot of people, but I'm realizing that my response is a…

Oh. I didn't know Solange was proficient in CS6, has a wicked design portfolio, comes from a decade long agency experience, knows HTML, flash, and everything effing else. And I bet she didn't have to take a fat paycut for that title either.
Go ahead and judge me, but I don't like her too much anymore.

Ha! I have both of those gifs! The first one I use a lot for posts like this.

Nice to know Doug Barry has deemed myself , at least 9 other people that I know in real life, and the many others on the internet who have been jazzed as fuck about this sequel as "absolutely nobody". Jerk.

It's week 3 of post break-up blues. I've been holding myself to a half hour every day of weeping like a maniac. I am almost looking human again instead of like an anthropomorphic dirty dish rag. I've been having the most bizarre dreams though and have spent all of my free time downvoting people on Imgur and posting…

I am in this precise situation, except I'm now in my late 30's. My last relationship was also supposed to be "the one" until it went down like the Hindenburg, only with less humanity and more inanity.

I just started IVF treatments today. I'm so scared/excited/wary. I can't talk with anyone in my "real" life about it (long story), so I thought I'd share it with my fellow Jezzies. Requesting/needing your positive energy (and advice)!

Youse guise! Let's give Burt three cheers for her third week at the Jezzie party.

I am such a dork, I'd have asked the professor what she would have graded me. Ha.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

You know, I thought about seeing this movie, but after some reflection, I’ve decided against it. My boyfriend made a prediction after the success of The Help and The Butler. He said there would be an avalanche of seemingly-sympathetic/educational/raw movies depicting Black people in downtrodden positions. More…

We should start a discussion: Biggest dick I've ever seen? Italian (Sicilian to be specific.) Magnum XL condoms, I was absolutely terrified that it was going to puncture my heart.

This is really strange to me, specifically Garner's involvement in it. Are you trying to tell me she and Affleck did not run a highly choreographed and well-executed run for his Oscar last year? Because bullshit. Garner is hella media savvy and well, I guess I answered my own question. This law will play well with the…

Had to create a burner account for this one. I work in the photo business. Worked with his girlfriend on a shoot for 3 days, got to know her a bit. Of course I can't remember her name for the life of me! And I have her # saved in my phone as JGL girlfriend! I want to say her name is Amy, but don't quote me. Blonde…