Are you incapable of forming a title that makes sense? Holy crap your titles get worse and worse.

Ron Swanson was the reason I knew they existed. Thank you, Ron!

What is this “next like release” you keep talking about? This *is* the next one, if it’s real. The next game after that (Diamond and Pearl remake) probably won’t come until 2018 or 2019. The next generation won’t come until 2020-2021.

Sorry, but your logic makes no sense at all.

I can’t speak for others, but I rarely comment here because I usually have no interest in doing so. I’m not sure what me not having used my account in a while has to do with anything, but you obviously can see it wasn’t created today. As for why I commented, I’m a huge fan of Lilo and Stitch and I read the article…

It’s funny you say that, because isn’t that exactly what you’re doing? It’s pretty sad that you have to resort to flagging someone’s comments even though you’re the one being a dick here. Maybe you’re the one that needs something better to do in life other than being a bitch to people that don’t understand why…

You are an amazing person! You said exactly what I was thinking. Basically, I feel like Patricia tries to be funny to get people to like her articles by using stupid memes for attention. Unfortunately for her, she’s not funny. She’s a horrible writer. It’s not even funny... it’s just pathetic, and I can’t stand…

You have to have the VIP room bundle, which costs $4.99 and includes the birthdays, VIP room and a few other things. Having purchased other games does not get you the 100 Mii add on.

They already added Star Wars characters to the regular game.

Minecraft on Wii U?

I already knew that ;)

That would involve her doing actual work...

You knew about it for 2 weeks, yet the 300 employees that lost their jobs didn’t know a thing until Wednesday. That’s pretty amazing...

Repair the cage (aka: put in more bait).

Would you expect any less from Kotaku?

What would you expect from an article by Patricia?

Next month?!

Why didn’t you mention the part at the end about how we’ll find out about our “favorite fish” and about Alice Through the Looking Glass in the next episode?

Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up! I thought they were the same guy.

Wasn’t he just referring to the ORAS remakes? Or is there another guy that mentions the Ruby/Sapphire region?