I was looking for Batman and Wonder Woman Christmas Manatees, and thought... yep.. pretty subtle I guess. haha.

Etsy had a ton of adorable cake toppers like these but they were way over budget, so I bought the blank people from a craft store and painted them myself. I already had most of the paint so I think they cost about $10? I secretly hope if we ever have/adopt kids they’ll enjoy playing with these someday.

Don’t you just love those people? They can’t muster up the effort to speak out when it would have been helpful, but somehow, they can find their voices just fine when it comes to saying, “I knew all along!”

I, too, had the misfortune to be involved with someone leading a double life. ANY PERSON saying this woman ‘should have known’ something was afoul in Denmark deserves to be spat on. A grifter will do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes to get what they need from you. It's nice to insult her intelligence when…

Speaking as someone who went through something very similar (I was only engaged to the guy when his wife and I found out about each other, but still), thank you. One of the things that made the whole thing so hard on me was finding out after the fact just how many people knew he was a sociopathic sack of shit and…

Fairly recently me, my siblings and my parents were sitting around and in a sign of how we can now all talk like adults we were sort of telling “The most fucked up I’ve ever been” stories and my sister, who had a bit of a wild adolescence, tells a pretty horrific story. My mother, who was the least enthusiastic about…

Walmart isn’t worth dentures. =\ Plus I’m sure any they sell are either in the form of Halloween vampire teeth or coated with lead paint, so... keep your teeth intact.

I went to a bridal show this past October (in Glasgow though) that had lots directed at same sex couples. It was awesome!

I feel like it's trendy (or perhaps generational?) to hate on weddings and I kinda don't get it. Yes, the wedding industrial complex is rather ridiculous but I feel like it's so easily ignored. Or maybe I just feel this way because I am in my 30s?

My god, I am getting panicky after reading your story. You poor thing! Hopefully the wine took the edge off (I need buckets to get on a plane these days) and that karma came back to pay a visit on the check-in girl.

If she ever worked for City Jet, she may have been my angel the day I started to quietly panic and was trying to not tip over into god knows where in panic land. We were still ascending and she spotted me, asked so sweetly if I'd like a complimentary wine, whisked one out and handed it over. Usually booze would…

To set the scene. Small town, shotgun wedding. As Mr. Struggle and I are horribly young and broke, my lovely MIL decides to splurge on us and rent us a room at a B&B on the outskirts of town. Fantastic, right? We thought so. At first.

My husband and I were only 19 and 20, respectively, when we married. We had gotten engaged after only knowing each other for five months, to the chagrin of our parents, but we were in love...and desperate to get away from our parents' homes. That being said, as young and poor as we were, we probably wouldn't have…

All things considered, a tuchus was one of the less sensitive things that could have encountered that wine glass!

My husband and I were honeymooning in Las Vegas. We were on a down escalator on our way back to the castle from the pyramid after watching a live show when we hear what sounds like gunshots. Obviously, Vegas is loud as shit. We look at eachother, shrug and carry on. about halfway down the escalator a flood of people…

You noted on the forms and/or told the check-in girl you needed to be seated together yet she didn't comply OR tell you? Yeah, she wanted to bang your bf in high school. Thank goodness for that flight attendant, I know they have a love-hate relationship with alcohol on the plane but in those cases, it's a blessing.

I have had some truly awesome flight attendants in my time. Glad she was there to help you out!

There's a story here and I can't be the only one who wants to hear it.

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

A bit of a downer here, but I married my husband over the phone while he was in prison. My 'honeymoon' was spent watching Lockup and eating Nutella mixed with peanut butter while halfheartedly crying.