He’s not wrong. No one’s really looking to tackle the kid covered in vomit.

Paint has lead, lead is metal, metal is heavy, drinking paint makes you heavier, adding mass increases momentum and force he produced while running, making him harder to tackle.

take your damn star, I laughed anyway

Last weekend, Bregman was apparently searching his name on Twitter, where he seemed to have found the tweets of @AllenH83

I was hacked by the Cardinals!

hahahahahaha. I can honestly say nothing has made me laugh this hard on here in a while! Well done!

Goy, that’s a regrettable mistake. How could the copy editor just passover such an egregious spelling error like that?

Born and raised a 49ers fan and I just gotta say, D....Bruh...Have you seen Levis Stadium? You’d be hard pressed to find a worse collection of fair weather shitbirds than whats become of Niners fans in the past decade.
You either have Baby Boomers who talk about the 80s all the time and every team since 90 was shit…

Don’t Be A Menace To San Francisco While Splatting Your Hip In The Hood

downgrade to Wicked possible as early as Thursday

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

I, too, used to go through the whole irritating hot water/stiff brush routine with cast iron, and then I started just using soap (but never soaking it) and the seasoning (seemingly) stayed intact. For awhile I thought I’d lucked into some kind of magic pan, or I was in fact deluded about what constitutes a…

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

+1 chortle

Nobody puts Baby’s Tacos into a Nissan Altima.

Me: Look how awesome this picture is!
Co-worker: It looks like a used panty shield.
Me: I hate every inch of you.

Well-said! Thanks for reading.

A lot of D&D players tend to make the mistake of substituting alignment for personality in their characters. Instead of coming up with a complex character with its own desires and personal motivations, they start by saying “well I’m lawful good so I guess that means I want XYZ”. I think this problem has led to a LOT…