The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV with very specific decor should be concerning.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

“Enjoy the beach while it lasts, kids, another hunk of ice the size of Belgium just broke off of the Northern Shelf (chugs half a bottle of Boone’s Farm)“

The best part about digging a hole is walking away from it and waiting for someone to step into it and fall down. Gotta make the holes deep, but not too wide, otherwise they’ll be easily spotted.

“Ohhh, ohhhhhh, Mr Bear, you’re so naughty, so right for me, so haunting. I’ll see your big buns after the game, grrrrrrr.”

It would appear that the party really is behind him.

+1 to the party

sounds like the Panthers are going to mullet over before making an offer

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

Han Solo should not get an origin story. The entire reason you like him in the first movies is because you don’t really know what he’s about. He’s a mystery. Is he good, bad, whatever.

Other than throwing, hitting, picking things up, and masturbating do you really use your wrists all that much anyway?

Yep, all the original dudes were from other states but formed Weezer in LA. Used to open for Keanu Reeves’ band!

Poor fool, streets don’t love you like I do
(My momma always said)

“Son of Wet” - Killing Floor

QUEEFCORE!

This always reminds me of summer.

“Hear the rime of the ancient mariner,
see his eye as he stops one of three,
mesmerizes one of the wedding guests,
stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea”

Get The Money!

It actually made both songs better!