Mexico scored and Germany replied all ‘LOL, K’ and it was very enjoyable. Mexico played their hearts out, though, thumbs up to them.

NOT SURPRISED to see what happens when the German don’t even put up a propper wall! SAD! My prayers are with the GERMAN peoples!

Surprise! When the foundation of your beliefs is based on lies and blind belief, its pretty normal for fucking psychopaths to slip past from time to time.

Always a good move when you can simultaneously lower both your team ERA and BMI by roughly 20% in the same transaction.

Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

Wow, after he begged and begged for a new putter for Christmas.

He’s an old, out-of-shape guy, we all know what his dick looks like. And he will not show it. He’s probably had the Secret Service make him lead-lined whitey-tighties so that you can’t even get a glimpse of it with body scanning tech. Think there isn’t a reason all his suits are that loose on him? It’s so there’s…

Never. Seriously, if it were six inches or more, he would have whipped it out during one of the debates. But as such...

At the national level, there are no moderate Republicans. They all own this, no matter how hard they wring their hands over vulgarity and sexism.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

What the fuck are we doing as a country, that you have to live out of your car in order to save money?

I first heard of this truly good man’s death from other combat vets in a group we all attend, and I fucking cried. This man died as a result of doing something that was truly right. I cried for him because as far as I am concerned, we lost a soldier in combat when he left us. He was the BEST we can offer this…

Speed gets taken for granted until you really, really need it.

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.