SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

The 28,000 residents the tiny Caucasian principality of Katvua, upon seeing the news on their tiny 8' TV sets with super-huge antennas, immediately erupted in celebration, startling a few goats.

What’s your favorite typo in this Howard Eskin tweet?

Somehow it doesn’t surprise me that the 76ers would trade for an NHL draft pick.

Fuuuuuck

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

My team traded everyone’s favorite superstar for an unproven 2nd year player, a torn ACL, a 7 ft finnish guy that can’t play defense, and $3.5 million in cash.

There goes another love song,

oh hey, it’s Donald Trump’s panty line, cool cool cool, barfing forever

Judging by how tight those shorts are, numb nuts is an apt epithet

Someone will say he’s resisting in 3... 2..

*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

Well, based on hiring Chris Pronger, that master plan is “throw a whole bunch of elbows and maybe step on a guy with your skate.”

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.