Man, I poured some milk out for Coco Crisp. Sad day indeed.

No. See. Ok. So back in 1998 while investigating the murder of Laura Palmer, the REAL Phil Jackson somehow managed to travel “between dimensions” and he became “stuck” in what’s referred to as “the black lodge,” which is sort of an interdimensional purgatory. Anyway, since his essence passed from this realm into that…

“I think I know what I’m doing.”
- Guy who coached 11 NBA Championship teams and also accidentally put coffee creamer in his gas tank (probably)

The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzen Master

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

He was meditating.

>Surprised Orange 45 is not already playing from a Hoveround.

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Wow, nice! Just imagine how much quicker it would be with a dual-clutch, though. #thatguy

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Buddy of mine said it’s time for Phil Jackson to go to a farm upstate and chase triangles in a field all day.

Fix the Knicks and make them shine/Get ‘em to win like it’s ’69

I bet that’s a complicated casting to make. I wonder if this would even have been possible 10 or 20 years ago.

Honestly surprised it wasn’t a jacked up F250 rollin’ coal while doing donuts around the pin. That would have played well with his base.

Hey, how about HE can move if he doesn’t want to sit there? For fuck’s sake.

“There was a general principle that a person should not put himself in a dangerous situation.”

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.