Yeah. If I had to guess, I’d guess that someone doesn’t want too much documentation on how his arrival is going to coincide with expanded settlements.

Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s brilliant, honorable son-in-law, in Israel. Kushner—who has very correctly been given the task of solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict

Poor Yankees. They can only afford a $200M payroll. How can you expect them to find a competent first baseman?

I don’t know why they bother, he always looks exactly the same. They power him down at night, put him in the closet, then take him back out in the morning, dust him off, and wind him back up for his next mission to solve world hunger or whatever.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

Peter Thiel just added “cyclist poop” to his grocery list right after “teenager blood.”

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

I will eat the berry for lunch. 

That’s a tomato

Man, another great question to follow up with the researchers about, though I seem to recall studies/data that showed that racial makeup of police units has a limited impact on incidents of racial bias in policing. Think of the LAPD and NYPD for example, which have no shortage of police of color and still have had…

This is all staged, that’s a professional acting dog- I heard that all the dogs from the Air Bud movies are Brooks’ Brothers.

Nah.

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

if the inspiration behind the easter eggs was every shitty Vegas hotel’s carpet they succeeded

Always a good call to go with Las Vegas Outlaws colors.

oooh ha ha ha ha ha ha

The second image is only slightly crooked and it’s driving me crazy! It needs more skewedness.