Nice. Knew this wasn't a Burneko article with the blue server.

To be fair, the stick attack was a last resort after the Gulls didn't fall for the Alka-Seltzer wrapped in bread trick.

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+1 for Sugar.

Go Big Blew

A Michigan Police spokesman was quoted as saying, "Dude, he was like suuuper drunk, ya know, like totally blew the BAC off the charts. I was like, du-uudde! You need to get a hold of yourself... like totally gnarly wasted."

I had retracted my original comment because it wasn't funny. The "meh" was directed at myself.

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MARRS - Pump Up The Volume

Just to fuck with the groove....

I used to like Bourdain (No Reservations), but now I would not be sad to see him die in tire fire. Aging hipster crap.

meh

At least you don't have to worry about blueberry muffin penis showing up on a Foodspin ranking.

Unlike Bobby Valentine, Bargnani looks to be actually protecting New York.

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A lit Coleman isn't just for camping.

Someone made an Asia reference this past week in their joke, so what the heck.