Sorry, Alford. Accept your destiny.

Children are edible....I’ve heard.

It’s been a constant puzzle. Why do so many people feel loyalty to this absolute trash person? I get that he validates the bigotry and racism of the lumpen. I’m talking more about the people who work for him. He’s shown over and over that he will turn on anyone if that’s what it takes to get his way. Does he really…

One word: Modobag.*

Ha! In yer face, Locke! Always knew your comeuppance would come sooner rather than later.

This smacks of critical gender theory and I won’t have you teaching this to first graders, dammit!

See liberals! This is what you get when you castrate Mr. Potatohead! Happy now?!?!

+1 Well played.

The actual real world fate of the workers was never and is not the point. Like so many other things, this was political theater to demonstrate “someone should do something about something!” Same ol’ same ol’ bullshit.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

Restock you edibles supply, people. We goin’ for a ride.

Interesting, right? Being depressed and taking meds to treat it often have the same deleterious effects on your libido. Been so long, I’m pretty much over it too. I still like to talk a good game occasionally to remind myself I might still be human in some aspect.

Ah well...all the best sex happens in our minds anyway.

Yes! Support your local sex bench industry!

Jez should do a feature on “The Sex Lairs Of The Commentariat.” C’mon people! So us your sexy rooms! I’ll start!

Sure for a lot of people, these are the most basic entry-level jobs. But not everyone is going to be able to work in IT or finance or medicine or store managament. Some people love working retail and interacting with the public. They’re good at it. I know I appreciate dealing with someone in a store who is…

If the sex bench is not prominently displayed, you don’t deserve to own one.

Thank you. Very kind of you. Now you know another person who got approved on the first try without any fight.  I was very grateful to all the doctors. They all stepped up for me when I was in no condition to advocate for myself.

Absofuckingloutely! When I finally applied for disability, some people in my own family started giving me shit about it. I continued to work for five more years after I got hurt because I didn’t want to give up. The whole time I was repeatedly asking my employer if and how I could move up into a more supervisory, less…

Can we just sell it someone...anyone? I’d take a hundred bucks in Dunkin Donuts gift cards for it.