It’s already got a label. Human nature. We just happen to be living in one of those time periods where the our ugliest impulses (and we all have ‘em and they’re always lurking below the surface) are being magnified and exploited by the worst people among us.

That’s it. Because they know “the truth”, they ain’t falling for all the convoluted scenarios they’re so terrified of. Only us sheeple will be trudging off to the FEMA abbatoirs while these cranks cuddle with their AR-15s mumbling “Told ya so!” The real world is so scary and confusing to them, they jump on all the craz…

Yeah but can Fauci prove he’s *not* Satan? And vise versa ipso facto e pluribus unum? Check and mate!

A baby, you say. Hmm. Quite. Alright then. Carry on.

Don’t jinx it. She sounds cool. A good neighbor and possibly a new friend. Go with the flow!

Dear whoever is in charge of Kinja:

100%. Sometimes you let the job consume your life and forget that the job ain’t you. Even if you love what you do, it’s not the totality of who you are.

Have a fantastic time, my friend :)

If your commune needs a weird handyman who can’t make eye contact and talks in non sequiturs, I’d like to submit an application. 

Maybe this is an opportune moment in time to stop talking about them completely.

Maybe they both realize they got a second shot at actually being happy with each other? <shrug> In any case...enjoy, you krazy kids!

I was going to write a sternly worded comment but...well...shit be broke.

Ditto. I dunno how long that’s been going on but they always find a way to make Kinja more annoying.

Oh well...let me explain....there is no process.

You toss an alley-found mattress on top of some cinder blocks and hopefully nail-free lumber. Bada-bing bada-sofa!

It’s evolution from the time when dogs were wolves and sofas were loveseats. Science.

Why are you in the greys?

Hellya! What good is setting up some unqualified clown on a federal bench if ya ain’t gonna use ‘em? Time to earn their keep!

He don’t need it. He’s already bought himself cosmic immortality.

So weird. I think I saw on reddit absolute proof that screaming is 349 times more effective in preventing Covid-19 infections than any ol’ vaccine.