Totally anecdotal here so take with all the salt necessary, but my observations of open relationships were overall negative. Most couples I saw simply couldn’t pull it off without someone feeling hurt, neglecte1d and\or jealous. The very few couples who seemed to make it work pretty much stuck to being involved with…

Honestly, can’t blame you a bit.

Thank you, sincerely, for bringing this to my attention. On the occasion of Seagal’s demise, this piece should be his obituary.

Guess my lovelife’s DOA.

I starred this in the spirit of bipartisanship.

This sounds great and all, but my split from Jen was very acrimonious. She totally refuses to talk to me and constantly threatens me with arrest and other legal measures. She even goes so far as to pretend she doesn’t know me. So much for “love”.

They should lob jars of pickled beets. Because fuck the police and fuck pickled beets.

You’re a good egg, Julia :)

Gotta say... I’d probably watch Bareknuckle Garbage Barge Boxing on the TV.

Oh, yeah. The hardcore lumpen are never getting the shot, no matter who endorses it. But maybe if some people see Fascist Barbie here getting, it might spur them to go for it.

Reap what you sow, Feckless.

Can you please just go quietly live off your parent’s money?

There’s only one true expert on aliens:

These fuckers would be pathetic if they weren’t so dangerous. They are showing again and again they will spout any gibberish to try and retain power. I want to hope more people are realizing if Ted Cruz says something, you can take it as a complete lie. But I’ve lived too long and hope is for suckers.

Dunno what Britney is trying to say but if that was my phone the message would be “My sister’s cat is stepping all over the screen. #FreeBritney”

He meant boner.

This comment is not getting nearly the attention it deserves.

At this point, if you told me Greenberg and Gaetz were running a dogfighting ring franchise company with convenient locations throughout Florida, it won’t come as a shock.

If only she was a sleazy orange-tinted conman. They woulda shook her hand and congratulated her for her business acumen.

Yes! They’re the lowlifes from just about any ‘80s cop show! That’s perfect.