I quit lifting long before Crossfit was a thing. So I have to defer to your experience. I’m skepical as any time you’re trying to move weight from the floor, the potential is there for injury. It takes time and practice to learn these lifts. If Crossfit provides that coaching, that’s awesome. Maybe other Crossfitters…

She’s a fucking nut but she knows the buzzwords that rile up the lumpen.

Yeah, she may be doing it well....today. Those movements don’t leave much wiggle room for error. You lose proper form at the wrong time, you risk serious injury.

If some fuckhead pulls a gun out during an argument, only a complete idiot wouldn’t believe the intention to use it is there. Plus just the act of brandishing a weapon is a crime in itself in a lot of places.

My mom wore those pants 50 years ago.

Omg! Michael, you scared me! Soooo happy there’s still a space between your teeth! Now, could someone please clock me in the head again with this baseball bat? kthnx!

Stop trying to cancel me!

Twinsies!

P.J., Tobin and Squee will vouch for him as a stand-up dude!

Uhm...full disclosure...I’ll use “gentleman” for clarification purposes only here.

Eh....I dunno. I’m a non-baseball fan born and raised in a two-team city. The fans here have always struck me as obnoxious. But I admit to being just as big an asshole in my militant non-fandom, so we probably deserve each other.

My ways are a mystery. One never knows where one might find one.

This is the correct response.

++1 for Dan Cortes.

Just figured it was a his brain glitching momentarily.

That kinda thinking died out a long time ago. All that matters is next quarter’s earnings and is that good enough for the major stockholders

One has to wonder how much Amazon pays for lobbying and political effforts (to both parties, to be sure) to keep the status quo.

He’s either spent too much time alone out in the desert or not nearly enough.

So I went to the Royal Collection Shop site to look for something special. Nowhere could I find a Prince Andrew Total Immunity Agreement anywhere. Ah well...guess ya gotta know somebody for a gift like that.

There’s a feces receipe for fondant?