Ted Cruz is a good reason to cancel Ted Cruz.

The Royal Formerly Known As Prince.

“Well, in general that may be true but here...look at how special MINE is! Huh? Huh? Pretty good, right? Never seen one like THIS before, haveya! Yer welcome!”

Honestly, it’s surprising the debate lasted longer than 3 minutes.

Even the other blobfish hate him.

Guess Scarlett Johansson wasn’t available.

How many aldermen and their family members are riding around in new cars, buying houses out in the ‘burbs, taking fishing excursions down in Florida? If history is any guide, probably need to be looking at the city council.

As the manly, family-values conservative Ted is, what could he do in this situation? The children forced him to take a trip to Mexico, dammit! Leave it to Ted Cruz to come up with a story that makes him look even more pathetic than the original one. Waiting to hear him say he had to make a side trip to Mar-A-Lago to…

Hug your kids, Ted?  Yeaaaahhhh......

The real irony is when each successive species develops a taste for the tapestries as well.

Ugh....wtf!

Q informs me Australia isn’t real. Check and mate, mate.

Graham can go, too. That way they’d have a pet.

No! Don’t look at me! :)

Damn, Rush. Ya got yer shiny medal and all but geez...if ya kicked it while trump was still in office, who knows what kind of a hero’s sendoff ya might have gotten? Maybe an EO declaring a national day of mourning! Too bad, bruh.

I was totally one of those people who thought trump didn’t have a chance in hell in 2016. So, I have little faith in my own judgement. Haley seemed like a contender but now that she’s repudiated trump, she’s made her life very difficult. Gaetz concerns me but he seems like such a try-hard and so far he keeps shooting…

Damn the Maim Steam Meatyia for misquoting this patriot!

Oh yeah, forgot about Crenshaw. Yeah, he seems like he could be a ninja coming up. You really think Hawley’s got a future? He hasn’t struck me as especially impressive during this election fraud\insurrection episode but that’s only what I’ve seen of him on the TV.

Even if she did marry this guy for his money, who the fuck cares? It was her choice. Shit, I’ll marry an old-ass billionaire right now. Next order of bidness... write me into that fuckin’ will, yo!