I didn’t get secretly married but I am cheating on a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream with a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream.

Jezeus knows I’ve made my share of snarky comments about how stupid and thoughtless people are. But yeah, the fact is we were lied to and abandoned and deliberately set against each other right from the start by the rancid tangerine in the WH for his own purposes. There was no way the online bashing wasn’t going to…

And yet here’s Lil Josh, all growed up and a United States Senator. Guess a lot of people in Missouri like what they were hearing from the boy...

The Illuminati are sitting back in shadows laughing at these QAnon sheeple flailing around in public, drawing attention away from the real lizard people in charge....fun and games, man, fun and games. A mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.

Yeah, that’s how I’m seeing it. If the choice is somebody, anybody, getting the vaccine by chance or it’s garbage...use that shit. The more people getting vaccinated, the better. Obviously, assholes using money\connections for preferential treatment should be put in stocks in the public square and pelted with animal…

Highest respect to the living legend Katie Porter. I posit that a glimpse into the cesspool that is Ted Cruz’s miasmic psyche reveals this:

Clooney? You gotta use Clooney’s name? I been saying George Sanders. No wonder it never works.

Great...this piece of shit is back....fantastic.

Yep. As much joy as this situation produces now, you can be sure it’s only a temporary setback. Would be great though if McEnany wound up working as a paralegal for a storefront ambulance chaser somewhere in desert dust of Oklahoma.

I’d like to throw in a recommendation for resistance bands here. Great for home workouts. You can do most every exercise you’d do with weights, they take up no space, they work muscles through a full range of motion without putting weird stress on joints and they don’t have to cost a lot. My “gym” consists of bands, a…

Ha! Fellow sugar addict. I swear sometimes I read your comments and think we’re twins separated at birth.

My grandfather died some forty years ago and I still think about him on a regular basis. Your dad will always be with you. You will find comfort in that as time goes on.

Lifelong nail\cuticle biter here.

Oh yeah. I’ve always dug at cuts and scrapes. And scabs? If I can’t peel ‘em off with my fingers, I will take a knife and slice ‘em off. I hate to see other people bleed but my own blood? No problem.

Appreciate the sentiment. But it’s ok...she died years ago.

Well....all I can relate is my experience. Over the years I had tried to talk about the dysfunction and abuse on a number of occasions with other family members on advice from therapists. It accomplished nothing. I was told over and over that at the least I was being over dramatic and things weren’t so bad to having…

With the likes of McConnell, Cruz, Gaetz et al. still on the scene, there will plenty to barf over yet.

Louie Gohmert is, indeed, the ultima Thule of dumbfuckery. Still, this MTG person is coming out of the gate strong. Might be a worthy contender for top village idiot.

Look out, Gohmert. Marjorie is coming for your dunce cap.

So sweet to see a boy and his mom share similar interests.