Exactly. Politics is a job. It’s great when an inspiring candidate comes along that grabs the public’s imagination. But even they get stuck doing the job.

I just meant in the sense that it didn’t stop Obama from winning two terms.

Harris is going to get so much tired cliché bullshit flung in her direction. I'm looking forward to her scorching a lot of these clowns.

Was gonna say birtherism didn't work so well the last time. Do the fascist fuckwads think they've perfected it this time?

Yeah, to me, the only way forward is to talk it out with the father. Tell him you’re angry, disappointed, confused, whatever. Listen to what he has to say in return. As far as being afraid he’s going to harm himself in some way... if that’s a realistic concern, then he needs professional help and you need to tell him…

In this week’s episode of The Tweeting Dead...

The fact that Trump would describe his straw mat mane as perfect is proof enough that he has no business being president.

America's befuddled grandpa grumbling about how things used to be better. While he let's people die and dreams about blowing up other countries.

Glad that Cardi and Megan are getting so much press for this. It’s hilarious how many people are aghast at this song. Hey folks, you do you. The rest of us will just appreciate the joy of WAP.

He’s Black. Trump wants to make sure even the dumbest of his lumpen supporters get the racist message.

They are supposed to pull themselves up by their bootstraps so they can afford exorbitant rents and mortgages and take their turn stepping on the next group of poors. The American Dream, baby!

Trump’s campaign slogan should be “Rebirth Of A Nation” although probably few of his cronies would get it.

If you’re going out in public, you’re going to have to wear a mask at some point. Maybe if you’re just walking down a street without much foot traffic, you can skip wearing it then but be prepared to put it on in any kind of a crowd situation or a store. Like it or not, your situational awareness has got to be much…

“Dammit! I just washed these sheets! ughhhhhh.....”

There’s not a doubt that while little Benny is having the vapors over “the p-word”, he has no problem calling a woman he doesn’t like a fucking cunt.

This is hilarious. Here’s hoping Ben Shapiro never experiences WAP. He certainly doesn’t deserve it.

This. Nephews like cash gifts. If I gave my nephew a tin of sriracha cheddar popcorn, he would probably cuss me out and rightly so.

Certainly doesn’t help when this fumbling clown of a president is the tiny-handed-mushroom-peen-equipped poster whinybaby of toxic masculinity himself.

Ugh. I made the mistake of being down in Daytona in late July once. Never again.

Congrats, Madison. You’re 24 and already an Old White Guy. Except maybe you yell “Hey get off my lawn...bro!” Another grifter mouthing the same old cliches to same lumpen clods who are afraid of anything that isn’t them.