Savages gotta eat, too. No shame.

That pizza is beautiful!

Oh wow...I haven’t had one of those in forever! WANT WANT WANT!

Well...BTS...BLM...coincidence? How ‘bout CONSPIRACY!

The greatest contribution Cain ever made to this society is dying. Fuck Herman Cain into the furthest corner of Hades. And may Donald Trump cozy up next to him in the near future.

Why? Is the message “Vote for the guy who looked like this 50 years ago!”? I hope whoever brainstormed this is now twirling a sign outside a cellphone repair shop.

Same. I find my favorite kind of travel is roadtripping with no particular destination. I’m just not that interested in “the sights”. I’ll pick a vague end point but it’s more like I got X number of days to go and get back...how far can I get? While I detest city driving, I love getting on the highway and cruising.

I know what you’re saying. She hasn’t said if she has any plans beyond the here and now. Maybe she needs to sit out this year and see what the situation is in ‘21. I hope she goes back, too. She loves teaching and she loves the kids.

All the shit he’s seen is just the tattoos on his eyeballs.

Being in a relationship with yourself sounds great. Until you realize one of you thinks Pete Davidson is hilarious and you know you’re doomed.

Here’s a thing that happened: My niece has been a HS teacher for fifteen years at a Catholic school. The school informed the faculty that they will be opening in early September. When my niece and some of her colleagues asked what steps the school was taking to provide a safe environment for students and faculty, they…

They’ll just give him Tic-Tacs and send him on his way. Not like he’d know the difference. Guessing there’s at least on person on his staff whose primary job is to make sure his shoes are on the correct feet and he remembers his bib before meals.

Absolutely this. Since Trump is trying to burn down the USPS, I’m pretty sure I’ll be taking this option.

Insouciance.

Even better it’s “Fuck you, I got mine...from everybody else! Suckers!”

November will be our last chance. If Trump is getting advice from war criminals like John Yoo and fascist lackeys like Barr and Wolf, losing the election will be the end of the US as we’ve known it.

This guy woulda been in the clear if he had gotten himself a Mar-A-Lago membership.

McConaughey better say “Time is a flat circle.” somewhere in that book or he can GTFOH.

There certainly is a dearth of choice mongoose roles in Hollywood. However casting Winslet in such a role would be more specieswashing, depriving talented mon-geese? mon-gooses? whatever....from more substantial representation on screen. Do better, Tinseltown!

I always found Gohmert’s stupidity quite humorous in the past. Those days a long over. All these fucking fascists need to be ousted. Gohemrt can go back to Texas and mismanage some ghost town Dairy Queen.