“Native women, you don’t want to be murdered or raped? Find Something New™!”

For Megan’s sake and sanity, let us all pray this pandemic ends soon. Girl needs to get out.

Kylie can teach it to be an influencer and it will become a billionaire.

Maybe a chauffeur...for the pony?

In fairness, the pony was much cheaper than the bedazzled Bugatti Chiron Kylie was originally gonna buy for the kid.

“It’s been a wonderful evening. If I may....let me offer you one of these....from my private collection...”

TYRANNY!

You need to go very late at night\early morning. All bets are off.

Right? My second though (after WTF?) was who just happens to own not one but two swastika bandanas?

Certainly has me second-guessing my approach to...things.

About time someone made public transit fun.

Kelly is so angry she going to do some more insider trading to calm herself down!

Yes.

I’d pay to see that.

Next text: “Are you done yet? I need a ride home!”

I’ve disliked a good many politicians in my lifetime. I’ve never hated any as deeply as I hate Donald Trump and his pack of malevolent sniveling sycophants.

What? He’s not claiming that he can’t throw because of bone spurs in his wrists? Or that no mere human catcher could catch his pitch because he throws harder than any pitcher in the history of baseball or really any sport, including ones with no ball or that haven’t even been invented yet?

“Name the three branches of government?....so easy for me, very few people can do it but so easy. It’s....me....most important, number one of three....uh....Ivanka, the hottest branch...and....Colonel Sanders, head of our powerful, beautiful military. You know, when I got into office, the shelves were empty of drumstic…

Reagan can still beat Trump on a cognitive test.

Yes, apparently it helps repair neural pathways? So it goes beyond regulating brain chemistry like a standard anti-depressant. It’s supposed to be highly effective for us folks who haven’t had much luck with the usual meds.