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Couldn’t Kelly and Fox just say they were both down to bone and not all that other bullshit?

Imagine if, say, another senator had called her a fucking bitch.

True. Now that we starting to see stormtroops on our own city streets, I’m probably being over sensitive.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess Jezebel isn’t widely read by a lot of federal LE personnel (if I’m mistaken, please correct me). But I hope that any who might be reading this take the time to think about how Trump is using you as props in his desperate bid to get re-elected. He gives no fucks about “law & order”,

Oh c’mon....don’t make me star this guy!

Yes. Don’t focus on the daily bullshit this administration spews... debate on whether or not Kayleigh got called a name.

Bur do they....dance?

Oh course he called her a bitch. He’s one more lumpen rightst who couldn’t stand toe-to-toe with AOC. So, like the weak little boy he is, he (like Trump) resorted to name-calling to soothe his ego. The shock is is took this long for such a public outburst. No doubt, the goons have been calling her names behind her

Does Williamson have any control over flying monkeys? I feel like some massed squadrons of flying monkeys could take on Trump’s shock troops.

John Kasich? Holy shit! They got fuckin’ Kasich? Awesome! No doubt his electrifying oratory will usher in a new golden age of American democracy.

They are difficult questions to answer if you’re Donald J. Trump.

Do you think they babytalk each other? Do their reptilian tongues ever get knotted together?

For the sake of my mental health, I choose to believe she’s breathing a large cloud of Covid-19 aerosol into Junior’s face in that bottom photo.

We can make this a class action lawsuit.

There are no words left, at this point.

President Yeezy. Yeah... got a nice ring to it. It'll be nice to have a steady hand on the rudder once again. Yessir we're gonna be just fine.

My dumbest injury started with me stepping on a small piece of cardboard at work and ended with me having two surgeries on my leg, PTSD and disability. Boy, is my face red over that one.

Um....millions of Americans? Hopefully a lot fewer than in 2016 but still way too many.

The process can be a bit tedious at times. Can’t blame a guy for taking a heavy breather.