Some weird Kinja voodoo was happening earlier. Seems better now. Hope they didn’t sacrifice too many goats.

In over their head...doesn’t have a clue...blames everyone else for their ineptitude....

Good reminder. I received the Census thing in the mail recently and I haven’t done it yet. Gonna go make a sammich and do it.

The Queen wouldn’t let Trump scoop the royal poops of her Corgis. 

No film! NO FILM!

Is Harry going to start getting Trump’s advice about how bad Meghan is now? Just another subject he’s an expert in! Everyone says so!

It’s one of those stories he makes up on the fly because he thinks it makes him seem normal. He is definitely *not* normal and his stories make him sound like an even bigger lunatic.

I’ve been browsing all kinds of shopping sites as a distraction. Kinda weird because I’m not much of a shopper normally. The biggest danger is I’ve loaded an Amazon wishlist with thousands of dollars of computer gear and electronics. It almost feels like a game, adding and deleting items. Good thing I got no money or…

“If I were them, I’d be more nervous.”

She is a commentator not an anchor. However, she’s commenting on issues in the news. In this case a worldwide pandemic. Therefore the lowest bar for her to clear would be to hold off on the vodkas & bile until she’s off the air.

Huh. It’s like he don’t think those vaunted “second amendment remedies” could possibly apply to him.

The two of them are missing a golden opportunity to market a coronavirus elixir. Something made from cabbage juice, deep fryer grease, and Sudafed. No doubt Ivanka could also get it patented in China.

Me days wearing pants at all: uhhhh...a few I think? 

I wouldn’t ask Oz if I needed a bandage for a cut finger. Amazed Trump didn’t appoint him to the Covid-19 squad where he could advise us to put beets in our rectums* to ward off the bad germs.

18th season? Holy fucking hell...

I get it. Hey did you just get the emergency alert about them closing the lakefront, Riverwalk, 606 etc.? People always gotta fuck shit up.

As....social distancing...as I am in my normal non-pandemic life, even I need to get outside occasionally. Nothing quite helps dissolve my depression and anxiety for awhile than feeling the sun and a light breeze. If I’m in a real bad space, getting out and just sitting on a park bench can almost feel like some kind…

Gotta say...when I saw the LFT story yesterday, it was no surprise. I heard the 606 was awful too. Meanwhile, I was strolling around my ‘hood on the Northwest side on deserted streets to the local park where a few individual runners did some laps. All of us many multiples of 6ft apart at all times. The main thing was…

Don’t you see?!? That’s the genius of it! It’s great because it sucks! Connect the dots, man!1!1

I think I’m just going to stare at this for the rest of the day. Possibly the rest of my life.