Literally CP. But don’t waste Bret’s time. Serious inquiries only. He knows what he’s got (eww).

Salute to Ms. Walter and all the Rosies. You done your country proud.

As a full-time spectacles wearer, I always have lens wipes handy. I find after wiping lenses, they’re still good long enough to wipe down my phone or a quick swipe over whatever surface is in front of me before evaporation.

As a full-time spectacles wearer, I always have lens wipes handy. I find after wiping lenses, they’re still good…

That would be nice but it's probably too much to ask for for at this point. 

I want "Why have you got dinosaurs in Potato City?" to be a question in the first general election debate. 

Maybe Biden should choose Jill for VP. 

Free marketplace of ideas, yeah? Don’t buy it. Fuck this guy. And make the publisher rue the day they partnered with him. 

Ok, based on the responses I got here, I watched it. To me...meh. Maybe he needs more stage time or something? Also the audience seemed kinda lukewarm too.

They don’t need to put in much effort. +/-40% of our fellow citizens are juuuust fine with this farce the way it is.

I had to read that one twice. Luckily, it’s still nonsense.

Has anyone watched his Netflix show? Is he an actual comedian and not just the funniest guy in his high school lunchroom? His SNL appearances don’t show much....

I’ve started seeing a Bloomberg ad of a bunch of women talking about what a great man he is, so supportive of women, fantastic boss, yadda yadda.

Socialist! /s

I hope you’ll share whatever your comfortable sharing about this process. I was tested about ten years ago by a psychologist. She determined I was on the spectrum (which kinda felt correct to me) but that I was also BPD. I’ve seen a couple of therapists since who don’t agree with those results, so...kinda confused…

And we will normally yield to a mother in need of the facilities. Just watch where you step. 

Maybe we can both go back an save the cake, at least :)

Yeah, I got a lot of fun stories. I always said my biggest accomplishment in life was I avoided becoming a serial killer. 

I’ll take a Mustang :)

My worst was my 6th. It was my first year in school and so the first one where a bunch of kids were invited. And a lot of kids showed up. Sounds good, right? Problem was my alcoholic mother was in no way equipped to deal with a houseful of little kids and parents she didn’t know. So she was taking frequent trips to…

Sweet mother of the fuckin’ lamb o’ Jezeus......