And 10% costume rings.

That's fantastic…but it also sort of helps sharpen my theory that Moore would have been much better off as a Kurtzman-style satirist/humorist than as whatever he ended up becoming.

My favorite part about it is that it so clearly began with someone goofing around at the Marvel offices with a dirty version of the Spider-Man theme ('Is he strong?/Hey listen, Ms./he's got radio-/active jizz!'), and then pausing afterwords before going "…Waaait a minute…"

Something I noticed - aside from Matt Stone, no one who wasn't there at the beginning of the channel mentions MST3k. Herzog even says that the channel had "nothing but AbFab" when he arrived - which is a little rich, given that he was the one who cancelled MST.

They discovered that it was easier to market an attitude than it was to actually market independent [rock], so they chose the former.

Oh, come on! There's Broad City, and there's…

I assume that the Joker will be falling bottom-first into bowls of butterscotch quite often now.

I just want freedom to go away!

*Fry narrowed-eyes GIF*

Now I'm imagining Mickey Mouse (or the South Park version of him) hooking up a detainee's testicles to a car battery.

So it's a documentary?

Jellybeans. Putin allegedly has a pallet delivered every week.

Yep, along with the history of pre-World War II teenagers that was made into a documentary a few years back.

Really, this should have been a 75-100+ song list - though I understand why nobody wanted to do that.

You shut up about Van the Man!

Prime Minister?

*Batman and Superman tearfully embrace*

Fun fact: Spidey was the originator of the 'worn out piece of tape = worn out slut' analogy in evangelical sex ed classes.

*Farnsworth voice* Moron!

It kind of did get made - as Excalibur.