Its success is more baffling than infuriating for me.

*stones you with Sondheim cast LPs*

I did not need to picture that.

He's been having some issues, though. See here: http://www.oxfordamerican.o…

Why? His Life's Been Good.

I bet you're real fun to be around.

"Wurtzel was also dismissive of the threat posed to broadcasters by YouTube viewing. "In terms of our business, YouTube is basically a sidebar," he said. "The amount of time spent on YouTube is ridiculously small." Adults ages 18 to 24 spend an average of 62 hours a month watching linear television and 12 hours…

He did write for a Disney sitcom, so probably.

*doubles over with forced laughter at the thought*

The guy from Labyrinth just turned into an eagle!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I assume that he slowed down towards the end as the cheesey goodness started making its way through his system.

I'm just gonna leave this here: https://storify.com/boring_…

The thousands of STDs should have taken their toll by now.

Then he did something crazy with this chick and a mudshark?

As I implied above, I haven't seen the movie, but I have read up on Nik Cohn, and once you do that, it's incredibly obvious that the article (and by association, the movie) just transplanted early-60s British mods to mid-70s New York.

"I don't know why Star Wars gets called the most popular movie of all time - no one I know likes it!"

I'm sure it is, but it also amuses me that it was at the top of his list.

And his favorite movie was Saturday Night Fever.

I think you mean "POWER! UL-TI-MATE POWERRR!"