The Southern Keanu Reeves voice alone (which sounded more like an enraged Barney Fife than Hank Hill to me, but to each their own) made that an all-time great episode for me.

This might not be the best place to say this, but: ever since I read Just Kids, I've been wondering what exactly was "with" Smith. I wouldn't have said it in those terms exactly, but something seemed off, something that couldn't be explained away by saying she had affectations/was putting on an act. (She seems too…

Well, it's on here!

The AV Club
She actually has huge tits by the way

Luddite!

Clinton 2016
May I Have Another, Mistress?

Clinton 2016
Let's Just Get This Over With

According to the focus group backstage, I am live from New York, and - barring any unforeseen events that would cause me to reverse my position - it's Saturday night!

That is not Dobby. That is the redressed puppet from Mac and Me.

If TimeWarner ever drops Warner Archive and starts a full fledged Turner Classic Movies streaming service - or even if they just bring the current on demand service to Roku…

Content is awesome - it works so well for my brand!

NO THEY DON'T THAT ONE TIME WAS JUST A FLUKE LALALALA
- the tech industry

The interview he did in Judd Apatow's comedy book goes a good way towards establishing that. He brags that his children will never make him cry because he has "no emotions" (he didn't mean it as a joke), and he seems to be obsessed with Eastern religion (or at least, the most watered down version of it in…

He can't wait to defenestrate!

Uh, Jon? I know you're trying to insinuate that he's a fascist, but maybe the psuedo-Nordic spelling isn't the right way to go…

It's not an original thought, and it's something everybody knows by now. I'm guessing the last time anyone unironically referred to the Playboy Mansion as 'glamorous' was during the Nixon administration.

There’s an important distinction to make here, though, because nobody actually killed Ronald Reagan.

What about platinum-colored steel wool falafels?

From the NY Times review:

Good. Now where's my original THX 1138, motherfucker?